Current mood:	mischievous
Current music:	everyone makes this shit up anyways.

peen peen peen
tee hee. shhhhhhhhh....

so i have been breaking the female average by thinking a lot about sex these days. NO. not with YOU, silly.... i think more deeply. more meditatively. i dwell in it's presence. what is it? how does work?

i will share with you what wisdom i have gained:

_on the average, sex lasts 28.1 minutes.
_but the actual intercourse lasts 6-10 minutes
_with there being 9 strokes per minute
_of an average 6 inched peen.
_that's 27 feet of peen per intercourse.
_and the average american has sex 138 times a year,
_so that's almost about a mile of peen per year. (4/5)

ONE MILE OF PEEN!

and of that, most people in the states are runnin' that milage on Saturday night at 10:34 PM. (so that means that anywhere from 10:05 and 11: 03 if you're not fucking, you've missed happy hour.)

but that also means that out of a total of 8760 hours in a year, we're only fucking 64.63 of them.

on one hand. that might be discouraging
but on the other, i think, .. all that fuss for just 2.6 days of your entire year???!!


i will now think of other things. (i promise!)


penimaster hehe.
HAHAAH. LOL